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R.U.D. Fireworks

"If you know exactly what it's going to do, where's the fun in that?"

The Question Mark

The Question Mark

A rocket that launches vertically, horizontally, or sometimes just rolls around on the ground in a delightful spiral of sparks.

The Surprise Party Popper

The Surprise Party Popper

Is it a dud, or will it go off in 5 seconds? Or 5 minutes? Nobody knows! Keeps your guests on their toes.

The Free Spirit Fountain

The Free Spirit Fountain

A beautiful shower of sparks that has a tendency to wander away from its designated safe zone.

The Big Sizzler

The Big Sizzler

Looks like it's going to be a huge explosion, but then quietly fizzles out with a sad little puff of smoke. (Our best-seller for ironic celebrations).

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